Always Read Reviews Before Purchasing!!

Sometimes you find something posted on Amazon that just makes you shake your head in wonder. Like, what in the world is the point of this product, or why was it named like this, or WHO IN THE WORLD BUYS THIS???? You notice it has been rated and reviewed. Thousands and thousands of times. In that moment, you realize you stumbled upon a gem like no other and prepare yourself for hours of entertainment as you sift through the reviews. Breathing becomes difficult, as does seeing through the tears of laughter. 

In honor of me being awake and already caffeinated on this rainy Sunday morning, I am compiling a list of my favorite ones, in no specific order. Some may have been shared on my FB page before, some on friends' pages (or even friends of friends in the case of the lady BIC pens), some I found on my own. Whatever the case, I hope you laugh as much as I did while reading all of these! Click on the quoted review to see them all - if you dare.

My daughter asked me to slice her a banana. I responded " Ain't nobody got time for that". Then low and behold I was introduced to the Hutzler 571, and my life has been changed. I now have more time to decorate my dream home on Pinterest. Thanks Hutzler!

"Tuscan Whole Milk" can be re-arranged to say "I'll know mustache". Coincidence? I think not.

Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.

WARNING Please be advised that while wearing this shirt may seem to transform you, an actual wolf WILL NOT recognize you as a member of its pack. Real wolves can apparently sense your true human form even when cloaked in the shirt's magic. As a side note, while trying to become accepted by the wolves, I noticed the alpha male would occasionally wear a t-shirt with a collage of overweight, middle aged men playing World of Warcraft.

Adding this desk to my car's steering wheel has been baby Jesus awesome. I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers. Lordy!

First of all I'm a male. I picked a pink one up by mistake to write a quick note... Next thing I know I'm sitting down to take a pee. Be careful.

I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight. Off to buy a bigger fridge.

"Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?"

We here. This thing not find us. It not work. We watch you from afar. You think, why we post on here? We post because we want become friend. We not like movie. We not want blow up congress. We not want steal water. We not want eat you. Most time not want put thing in butt. When human ready, we show you us. For now, we wait.

Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?

Alright, that should be a good start to get your laughing ball rolling here. I'd better step away from my computer and get some stuff done!